They call me Deano, and if you're like me, you hate the fact that all the nipples in the Victoria's Secret catalog have been digitally removed! I mean, the women wear see-through lingerie, but where are the nipples? The nipples are missing. Unless they're secretly breeding a race of nipple-less supermodels, this is a misrepresentation of the female anatomy! The viewing of nipples is our God-given right!
Where would the human race be without nipples? How would an infant suckle at its mother's breast? On what erogenous zone would lovers concentrate during foreplay? As Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior, how I love nipples in their many forms!
Some folks might see the sagging nipples of an overweight Italian grandmother and be turned off, but not me! I love nipples in all shapes and sizes! Light, dark, flaccid, erect, droopy, perky, uneven, misshapen, even spotted, I just can't get enough nipples! Even the nipples of a pig or a goat! I love them too! Monkey nipples, I've found, are highly underrated!
before after!
But I digress. When you order my new computer book, How To Draw The Nipples
Back On Victoria's Secret Catalogue Models Using Adobe Photoshop, you'll get
nipple-saving tips such as shading, darkening, and coloring. You'll get to
enjoy Victoria's Secret models just as God created them -- with lots and
lots of nipples!